I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
carry on.
how to have a great beach bod: be an elephant
look at this happy mother fucker right here! :)
(Source: magicalnaturetour)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
New Trailer: Anchorman 2
Fabulous Llama is FABULOUS!
Hermann Hesse, “Narcissus and Goldmund”
i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
dogcats
STOP
I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you
“They’re like dogcats.”
I LOVE FOXES. There’s one that lives on my street
(Source: daranon)
(Source: falchuk)
